Height Of Smiley 2015 Sep 16

HEIGHT OF SMILEY 


Sorry for unconvincing Blogger doesn't support smiley.. 


[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Height of smiley 


Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- ha thi .
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Girl: Kal se main bhi aaun?
Boy:🐖
Girl: Yeh kya!!!
Boy: Sure
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Height of smiley 


Boy :- Jaldi reservation kar, jana hai.
Girl :- 👊
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Book ki
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: He: How are you doing?

She: I am doing 🐋

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: I am doing well
😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Boy: sach batao, kya tum hi thi?
Girl: 🌿
Boy: ye kya hai?
Girl: me thi 😛
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: He:तुम्हारी दीदी को क्या हुआ ?

She:🌞.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: सन(मुलगा)
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Boy:- tum kaha ja rahi ho

Girl:- ✌🏻👂🏻

Boy :- ye kya!!

Girl :- dukan
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: He: can I have drinks today?
She : 🍕
He: 😧
She: pi ja😂😂😂
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: He: kaisa lag raha hu mein??

She: 🍼.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: dude😜😃


 Boy :- Jaldi reservation kar, jana hai.
Girl :- 📕🔑
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Book ki


 Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- man ki.


 He: 😒 तुमने केसे कपडे पहने थे?

She: ✈ .

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: प्लेन .😁
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?

Girl :- 🐃

Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- भाई सा
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: She : Mera ek kaam kroge ? 

He : ♠️ . 

She : ye kya hai ? 😳

He : Hukum . 😜😂😂
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: Girl: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?

Boy: 🔨 .

Girl: अब ये क्या 

Boy: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: 8th......

Boy :- Ajj khane mein kya khilaogi?
 Girl :- 🔐
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Locky !
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?

She: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: bil Liya 😜😜😜😜😜
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He : तुम अपना सर क्यों खुजा रही थी ???
She : 👟
He : अब ये क्या ?
She : जु था 😂😂😂😂
[9/16, 11:49 AM] Vishal: He: तुम कितनी चाय लोगी?

She: 🌹

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: फूल. 😁😁😁😁😁


Girl:Hey,boy what is your name?

Boy:☀

Girl:What?

Boy:सूरज😂😛


Boy: party kaisa tha?
Girl: a 🌂
Boy: yeh kya



.
Girl: a chatha


Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?

Girl:🍃

Boy:????

Girl: pati

........ 

Boy : सोफ़े की सीट कैसी थी?

Girl: 🍦

Boy : अबे अब ये कया है

Girl : सोफ्ट थी...😜😜
[9/16, 11:19 PM] Vishal: Ashish: Mai apni gaadi bechna chahta hoon, par bikti nahi hai!

Suresh: OLX pe daal de, phir to 👙 hi 👙 hai!

Ashish: Kya matlab?

Suresh: Arrey, bikni hi bikni hai!
[9/16, 11:19 PM] Vishal: *Meanwhile in Gujarat* 
Girl : wats ur name

Boy : 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Girl : ??

Boy : Chhagan
[9/16, 11:21 PM] Vishal: Heights of the Smiley mania: 

Boy :- Maa, aaj meethe me kya hai? 
Mom :- 🔥🐝
Boy :- yeh kya??!!!


Mom :- Jalebi
[9/16, 11:24 PM] Vishal: He: 😒  they will not let us get married

She:😈

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: they will . 😂😂
/*-----------------------------------------*/
Height of smiley 

Boy :- tera fvrt song kon sa he??
Girl :- 👃👊👃👊👃👊
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Naak mukka naak mukka aallaa naak mukka naak mukka
/*-----------------------------------------*/

After hatoda.this is it..
She: when r u going to come to my place?
He:🐀 ko
She:??????????
He:Abbe rat ko 😝
/*-----------------------------------------*/
Girl :- aaj free ho Kya? 
Boy :-🈯
Girl:-ab ye kya? 
Boy:-malapan nahi mahit😂

/*-----------------------------------------*/

Bss last one....😂😂😂😂

Boy: kya pe rahi hoo

Girl: 🐅🐐☕

Boy: Kya???

Girl: Wagh bakri chai...😂😂
/*-----------------------------------------*/

Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me chalogi mere saath?
Girl :- 🐷
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- Sure.
😂😜
/*-------------------------------------



[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: Girl: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?

Boy: 🔨 .

Girl: अब ये क्या 

Boy: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: 8th......

Boy :- Ajj khane mein kya khilaogi?
 Girl :- 🔐
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Locky !
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?

She: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: bil Liya 😜😜😜😜😜
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔

She: 🐱

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 10:10 AM] Vishal: He : तुम अपना सर क्यों खुजा रही थी ???
She : 👟
He : अब ये क्या ?
She : जु था 😂😂😂😂
[9/16, 11:49 AM] Vishal: He: तुम कितनी चाय लोगी?

She: 🌹

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: फूल. 😁😁😁😁😁


Girl:Hey,boy what is your name?

Boy:☀

Girl:What?

Boy:सूरज😂😛


Boy: party kaisa tha?
Girl: a 🌂
Boy: yeh kya



.
Girl: a chatha


Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?

Girl:🍃

Boy:????

Girl: pati

........ 

Boy : सोफ़े की सीट कैसी थी?

Girl: 🍦

Boy : अबे अब ये कया है

Girl : सोफ्ट थी...😜😜
[9/16, 11:19 PM] Vishal: Ashish: Mai apni gaadi bechna chahta hoon, par bikti nahi hai!

Suresh: OLX pe daal de, phir to 👙 hi 👙 hai!

Ashish: Kya matlab?

Suresh: Arrey, bikni hi bikni hai!
[9/16, 11:19 PM] Vishal: *Meanwhile in Gujarat* 
Girl : wats ur name

Boy : 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Girl : ??

Boy : Chhagan
[9/16, 11:21 PM] Vishal: Heights of the Smiley mania: 

Boy :- Maa, aaj meethe me kya hai? 
Mom :- 🔥🐝
Boy :- yeh kya??!!!


Mom :- Jalebi
[9/16, 11:24 PM] Vishal: He: 😒  they will not let us get married

She:😈

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: they will . 😂😂
/*-----------------------------------------*/
Height of smiley 

Boy :- tera fvrt song kon sa he??
Girl :- 👃👊👃👊👃👊
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Naak mukka naak mukka aallaa naak mukka naak mukka
/*-----------------------------------------*/

After hatoda.this is it..
She: when r u going to come to my place?
He:🐀 ko
She:??????????
He:Abbe rat ko 😝
/*-----------------------------------------*/
Girl :- aaj free ho Kya? 
Boy :-🈯
Girl:-ab ye kya? 
Boy:-malapan nahi mahit😂

/*-----------------------------------------*/

Bss last one....😂😂😂😂

Boy: kya pe rahi hoo

Girl: 🐅🐐☕

Boy: Kya???

Girl: Wagh bakri chai...😂😂
/*-----------------------------------------*/

Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me chalogi mere saath?
Girl :- 🐷
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- Sure.
😂😜
/*-----------------------------------------*/

Storyyyyyyyyyy........😜😜😜

Boy :- aare bhuk lagi, sabji bani?
Girl :- 🐰
Boy :-  kya?
Girl :- bani
/*-----------------------------------------*/
 Another one.... 

Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- paid.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

/*-----------------------------------------*/
After a little chat...
Boy : are you coming ???
Girl:- 🐗
.
.
Boy :- ye kya hai.
.
Girl :-sure

/*-----------------------------------------*/

This is fun...
Boy:- what will you do if you see a lizard near you?
Girl:- 🍧
Boy:- what's that?
Girl:- I scream

😁😁😁😁
/*-----------------------------------------*/

Height of Emojis......

Boy :- mere sath dance krogi??
Girl :- 🎩
Boy :-  kya?
Girl :- hatt..
😂😂😂

/*-----------------------------------------*/
आज तुझ्या बरोबर कोण होती ?

Girl : 👀

Boy : हे काय ?

Girl : आई 

😝😝😝😝[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Height of smiley 


Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- ha thi .
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Girl: Kal se main bhi aaun?
Boy:🐖
Girl: Yeh kya!!!
Boy: Sure
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: He: How are you doing?

She: I am doing 🐋

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: I am doing well
😁😁😁😁😁
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Height of smiley 


Boy :- Jaldi reservation kar, jana hai.
Girl :- 👊
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Book ki
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Boy: sach batao, kya tum hi thi?
Girl: 🌿
Boy: ye kya hai?
Girl: me thi 😛
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: He:तुम्हारी दीदी को क्या हुआ ?

She:🌞.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: सन(मुलगा)
[9/16, 2:15 AM] Vishal: Boy:- tum kaha ja rahi ho

Girl:- ✌🏻👂🏻

Boy :- ye kya!!

Girl :- dukan
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: He: can I have drinks today?
She : 🍕
He: 😧
She: pi ja😂😂😂
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: He: kaisa lag raha hu mein??

She: 🍼.

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: dude😜😃


 Boy :- Jaldi reservation kar, jana hai.
Girl :- 📕🔑
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- Book ki


 Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!


Girl:- man ki.


 He: 😒 तुमने केसे कपडे पहने थे?

She: ✈ .

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: प्लेन .😁
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?

Girl :- 🐃

Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- भाई सा
[9/16, 2:20 AM] Vishal: She : Mera ek kaam kroge ? 

He : ♠️ . 

She : ye kya hai ? 😳

He : Hukum . 😜😂😂

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